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Me and my best friends, we don't forget what we do it for.
Carry on with this carry on, big laughs at your holy war.
Now come bear witness to my tweets in all their timeless glory;
Leather bound posterity for future generations.
Behold, the thumbs that launched a thousand hopeful invocations
To ancient gods who smiled upon me and said, "Shut the f**k up!"
Me and my best friends, we don't forget what we do it for.
Carry on with this carry on, big laughs at your holy war.
Wait, for a moment there I quite forgot to thank my backers.
My mortgage lender gets a special shoutout: impeccable taste.
Remember late nights fuelled by red wine known as "Al Pacino"?
We've come a long way but still Mickey Mouse; he smiles upon us.
Me and my best friends, we don't forget what we do it for.
Carry on with this carry on, big laughs at your holy war.
Me and my best friends, we don't forget what we do it for.
Carry on with this carry on, big laughs at your holy war.
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2. |
Our Lost Cause
02:52
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We've got a scarecrow clown with a belly full
Got a weasel man with a sack of wool
Got a skeleton done up in a cheap suit
A lot of lost boys looking for a meet-cute
We've got a big mouth glued to a megaphone
Got a megabrain living in a bathrobe
Got a hot mess here, cold face sneer
Loyalty cards for your xenophobes
Ooh what can do when there's no future in our lost cause?
Ooh sha-la-la ooh, sha-la-la ooh
We've got a small man ready for the big time
Got a brass band playing for the end times
Got apocalypse puckered for the hellmouth
A lot of paperwork coming on the way out
We've got a robot running out of batteries
Got a photo op with the mushy peas
Got to press some flesh, dress to impress
Carnivals in the factories
Oh what can we do when there is no future?
Ooh sha-la-la ooh, our lost cause
Oh what can we do, we unhappy few
Ooh sha-la-la ooh, when there is no future?
Cling to me, I'll cling to you and our lost cause
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3. |
Extinction Event
04:05
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I got the beast cream
You got your teeth cleaned
Learned all about it on a movie screen
So come on
Out through the in door
Outlaw your in-laws
This place has got all of the buzz of a chainsaw, come on
Swear on the cross that you’ll shrug it all off
Just shake it off baby, ugh when it drops
Oh come on
Don’t need a witness for taking a risk kid
We got the fitness so get listing ya business, come on!
You got the world sussed
Diamonds and pearls plus
Learned all about it from irregular girls
So come on
Up on the downside
Swimming in clown slime
This place is popping like a porn star’s crime, so come on
Now cross your heart, hope that you’ll turn the tide
Don’t cross the street for a poke in the eye, no no no
You might preach but you can’t teach the choir
Speaking electric you’re a little live wire, come on!
I got a ticket to the extinction event
Called 'em up asked 'em what exactly it meant
No dinosaur ever saw what was coming for him
Am I a future fossil have I lost before I could win?
I’m not ready
I won’t give in
I’m underneath
It’s lose or...
I dropped the sad sack
You got the mad cap
Two speedy demons on a shut down track
Oh come on
We bring the sunshine
To the end times vibes
It ain’t over til Fat Benny chimes
Now come on
Don’t breathe a word, don’t make a sound
This life is a yoyo just keep spinning around oh come on
I gotta tell ya if we gotta go down
I’m glad I knew ya now let’s blow this ghost town, ah come on!
I got a ticket to the extinction event
Called 'em up asked 'em what exactly it meant
No dinosaur ever saw what was coming for him
Am I a future fossil have I lost before I could win?
I’m not ready
I won’t give in
I’m underneath
It’s lose or...
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4. |
Knowing Joella
04:11
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She is the one who knows she’s always in the right (Joella)
She is the one who’s always looking for a fight (Joella, Joella)
Always so sharp one word can cut you like a knife (Joella)
Never the one to tell you it will be alright (Joella, Joella)
It’s a sorry scene when she arrives to drop her truth bombs through your screen
It’s obscene you know, the queen of all she’s seen, on a mission to demean
She got your number and she’s not afraid to call (Joella)
Counting the seconds til your back’s against the wall (Joella, Joella )
Always the one to bust her clouds over you all (Joella)
She’s always there to step up on you if you fall (Joella, Joella)
It’s a sorry scene when she arrives to drop her truth bombs through your screen
It’s obscene you know, the queen of all she’s seen, on a mission to demean
Here comes Joella, here comes Joella
Modelling this season’s misery
There goes Joella, there goes Joella
Sashaying through more catastrophes
You know Joella, oh you know Joella
Putting the bad in your baddest dreams
Don’t answer Joella, never Joella
She’s just a good time killing machine
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No no, no no, no no, no no, this time you can't refuse
Not any use, so play it louder
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get out and start a fire
Burn 'em down and build 'em higher
You know, you know, you know, you know, you play a mean guitar
But not too fast, you're only human
Solo, solo, solo, solo, solo, solo, solo, solo, so low
Just goes to show
I ain't happy but I'm not sad
What are you going to do about that?
Go on, go on, go on, go on, it's time to change your ways
Like Dolce say, "shaddap you face"
No cry, no cry, no cry, no cry, my my, you've learnt to smile
Frown upside down, the not-so-shy guy
No no, no no, no no, no no, won't go without a fight
And that's your right, you're only human
You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I don't know
Enjoy the show!
I ain't happy but I'm not sad
What are you going to do about that?
I ain't angry but I'm not calm
When's somebody going to drop the bomb?
We won't be going home soon
We won't be going home again
We won't be going home soon
We won't be going home again, not ever
We won't be going home
I ain't happy but I'm not sad
What are you going to do about that?
I ain't angry but I'm not calm
When's somebody going to drop the bomb?
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6. |
Been Anywhere Nice
03:29
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How many broken bones will it take to bend me?
How many lasered eyes til I can see?
How many broken hearts would it take to end me?
How many golden bulls til I believe?
When your bull s***s, who cleans up after it?
Now we've all got to sit in the mess
When we run out of road I say "stop", you say "go"
Cos this is it and we must make a success
Now we're both on the bus, it looks triple A plus
If you squint til you can't really see
You tell me again about your powerful friends
Excuse me while I sit here and scream
Now I'm out on my own and out of my mind
Get out of my house, get out of my life
And everyone says, "Been anywhere nice?"
Will you know shame before hell freezes over?
Or will I get blamed like every other time?
You chisel "f**k off" on the white cliffs of Dover
Burn it all down to erase the scene of the crime
When the gravity fails we're gonna run off the rails
And you keep running us right into the ground
Kiss goodbye to our friends instead of making amends
"Auf wiedersehen," maybe we'll see them around
I'm getting panic attacks from undeniable facts
But you keep lying lies right into my face
Try to spin me around, tell me up is now down
You want to put me back into my place
Now I'm out on my own and out of my mind
Get out of my house, get out of my life
And everyone says, "Been anywhere nice?"
It's all down to you, it's not up to me
You've taken my car and swallowed the key
We drive off the cliff, well isn't this nice?
How many broken bones will it take to bend me? (Have you no shame?)
How many lasered eyes til I can see? (Have you no shame?)
How many broken hearts would it take to end me? (Have you no shame?)
How many golden bulls til I believe? (Have you no shame?)
No chorus for you
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7. |
World King
05:17
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I’ve been cheating on us
Oh honey don’t make a fuss
I don’t deserve your disgust
It’s you who gave me your trust
You knew I was a bad boy
Love to play with new toys
And if some get destroyed
Well I just redeploy
Hey honey show me your will
And I’ll show you mine
Let it go for a thrill
I’ll take you for a ride
Honey I’ve got a dream
What your future could be
Oh yeah, it’s all about me
History you see it’s only just a story
Fiction trumps fact and the winner gets the glory
Follow me honey it’s about to get gory
There’s a t**t in a hat says he’s never kissed a Tory
Deny Christ thrice I will never explain
I will deny any baby the right to my name
I will never think twice I will not accept blame
And honey this one is a promise you’ll remember my name
World king
Feels like the worst thing has really happened
World king
Is it a curse? Then why the f**k are people clapping?
World king
This is perverse, I am a drink away from snapping
World king
If we want it reversed we’d better get cracking
I’ve been building a bridge
It’s not a real bridge
I thought of a bridge
I never mentioned a bridge
You see your old habitat?
Well I’ve got big plans for that
There may be some caveats
Just roll out my welcome mat
Too weak to be autocrat
Too lazy for technocrats
A plastic aristocrat
I know the Latin for that
I’m full of holes to pick at
Somehow I never fall flat
Self-satire is my format
That’s why I’m hard to get at
History you see it’s only just a story
Fiction trumps fact and the winner gets the glory
Deny Christ thrice I will never explain
I will deny any baby the right to my name
I will never think twice I will not accept blame
And honey this one is a promise you’ll remember my
World king
Feels like the worst thing has really happened
World king
Is it a curse? Then why the f**k are people clapping?
World king
This is perverse, I am a drink away from snapping
World king
If we want it reversed we’d better get cracking
World king
Feels like the worst thing has really happened
Is it a curse? Then why the f**k are people clapping?
World king
This is perverse, I am a drink away from snapping
If we want it reversed we’d better get cracking
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8. |
Quarantine Age Kicks
04:25
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This news just in: the walls are closing in
Bear it with a grin and your patience wearing thin
Take this one on the chin, sometimes you just can't win
At the end of everything, I guess I'm staying in
At the edge of the night when you turn out the light
You can't see it but you know it's out there
This will continue, just don't let it in you
You can't feel it, it's okay to be scared
It's a time of superstition and pretentious premonition
Sub-moronic politicians, yeah I'm feeling sort of vicious
So dive in, we're thriving, we're alive in quarantine
Just sit tight, it's alright, we don't fight the quarantine
Just take a deep breath, close your eyes, escape into your dreams
Get out of bed, don't lose your head, change your colour scheme
So dive in, we're thriving, we're alive in quarantine
Just sit tight, it's alright, we don't fight the quarantine
Just take a deep breath, close your eyes, escape into your dreams
Get out of bed, don't lose your head, change your colour scheme
Breaking: the world, turns out it did get worse
Russian bots, America First, one giant leap in reverse
Inhale the loss like glue or teach yourself kung fu
If the good life's overdue, I guess this one's got to do
In the thick of the night when you're far from the light
You can feel it, there's something out there
This can't continue, run to your window
Throw it open, suck in that air
You feel a presence, turn your gaze to the heavens
The angel's got a lesson: "Turn it up to eleven - go!"
So dive in, we're thriving, we're alive in quarantine
Just sit tight, it's alright, we don't fight the quarantine
Just take a deep breath, close your eyes, escape into your dreams
Get out of bed, don't lose your head, change your colour scheme
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Hey little buddy what you doin over there?
Did you tie those shoes did you cut that hair?
Did you sleep with your whip in case you get scared?
Did you leak it to the papers about your big affair?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that’s right, I went there
Who dares compare tarantulas
This is a message, our simple message to you
It’s not what you say, it’s not what you do
When you add it all up, you just don’t have a clue
I think you should go away and shut up
You’re the 99p store Machiavelli
Cold as ice cream with so much jelly
Smirking on Newsnight, "Mum, I’m on telly!"
How do you remember where the bodies are buried?
Put your Gavin in, take your Gavin out, here a Gavin there a Gavin shake him all about
Water your Gavin twice a day and he’ll spout whatever pish you want on Today
This is a message, our simple message to you
It’s not what you say it’s not what you do
When you add it all up you just don’t have a clue
I think you should go away and shut up
Education!
Defence!
Impressive!
Nonsense!
Jingo bingo!
Sweaty palms!
Flags flags flags!
We’re charmed!
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10. |
Chemtrail Jesus
02:41
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Did you know those liberals are all peodophiles
How to recognise a lizard man: just look at his smile
Mobile masts are really there to control our minds
I tell you, 5G’s made of evil and the Queen’s a reptile
Did you know that Kubrick faked a trip to the Moon
How to brainwash a baby: show it backwards cartoons
Vaccines are a hoax there’s no such thing as immune
I am a very stable genius in a bed sitting room
It’s all a con-con-con-con-conspiracy
You gotta get up pretty early to get that one past me
You know I know what I like and I don’t like what I see
It’s all a con-con-con-con-conspiracy
In Area 51 the Grays are singing the blues
They’ve seen how flat the Earth is, so they know it’s all true
Mainstream media won’t play this song on the news
It’s the New World Order AKA you-know-who
It’s all a con-con-con-con-conspiracy
You gotta get up pretty early to get that one past me
You know I know what I like and I don’t like what I see
It’s all a con-con-con-con-conspiracy
Chemtrail, Chemtrail Jesus
We believe, won’t you please believe us
Chemtrail, Chemtrail Jesus
Save us, save our souls
Chemtrail, Chemtrail Jesus
We believe, won’t you please believe us
Chemtrail, Chemtrail Jesus
Save us, save our souls
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11. |
Viva Progress
04:52
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I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
No change
Do you want to come to my party?
All of the cool kids are here
Searchlights, straight jackets, neon
Nowhere to disappear
Mum said if life gives you lemons,
Then son you make lemonade
So, since the orchards got tortured
Been drinking acid rain
Viva progress, all change is good
Let's get undressed, feel understood
Call off doomsday, we feel alright
Red pill, blue pill, all through the night
Do you ever feel you've been cheated?
Maybe the cool kids don't care
High five the bad and the ugly
The good just didn't dare
Mum said if you pay it forward
It all comes back to you
Some people, they pay forever
Hey baby don't be blue
Viva progress, all change is good
Let's get undressed, feel understood
Call off doomsday, we feel alright
Red pill, blue pill, all through the night
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
I'll change, I won't change, I can't change
See change to be change, I'll plant change
Could change, should change
I've changed, no change
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Doctor's in a duck mask
Doctor's in a duck mask
Doctor's in a duck mask
I don't like it
Doctor's in a duck mask
Doctor's in a duck mask
Doctor's in a duck mask
Run away
Plague!
Run for your lives
Plague!
Doctor's in a duck mask
Doctor's in a duck mask
Doctor's in a duck mask
I don't like it
Doctor's in
The doctor's in
The doctor's in
The doctor's out
Plague!
Run for your lives
Plague!
Plague makes a man think things over
Plague, I want to live forever
Not going to happen
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Holy Goats London, UK
Fergus and JB play happy, angry, catchy music using mostly guitars, percussion, keyboards, jokes, and bottomless despair.
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